Excuse #25

Please Sir, my Grandmother died again,
I meant to be on time, let me explain.
While your instruction to be prompt was clear,
To get soundly spanked on my naked rear,
And I know I already have to bear four,
But I swear that this granny never died before.

I understand tardiness will make the lashes eight.
Due to earning four extra lashes for being late.
I deny that I am wiggling my ass in the air,
There is no enjoyment for the spanks I must bear.
Did I mention that I accidentally touched my pussy?
Please do not add five more to my trembling tushy.

I so did not forget to wear undies all this week,
Do not believe the earlier tale told by some sneak.
Oh no it’s now up to 20, I can not bear it, so cruel.
And it’s not my fault there is a puddle on the stool.
Last weeks thrashing left me sore for two days straight
Only a dirty girl would admit the next session she did anticipate
25 now? and just because I have bent over further whispering “please…”
Is not admitting one thing at all…“please sir now, don’t tease. “

Next time you'll be up to 40 thwacks. Good effort, Widget! :)

Great job! You bad girl. ;-)

*g* You're pretty darn good at this Widget--your poems are seriously good and entertaining.

Very good Widget. I can hardly ever get a poem to rhyme without it losing something or me getting incredibly frustrated with it!

lol thank you for a smile first thing in the morning Widget. I thoroughly enjoyed this poem and the content within via the vivid pictures you paint by your words coupled with a humorous imagination.
I cannot wait to read more
~hugs~

thank you and i am glad you all enjoyed this:)

thank you Widget, very funny and clever