I had started to do something mildly humiliating/embarassing when we were in the grocery store the other night, since it wasn't too crowded. I wound up not going through with it, though, because I know how sensitive to doing anything at all in public. If nothing else, it would have given the manager something to show the co-workers at the next company Christmas party.

Although, I think it woul dhave been a lot of fun to have come up behind you while we were in the bulk foods section and slide my hands down the back of your pants and play with your ass while you stood there and squirmed, because we could have been "caught" at any moment.

I guess I am getting all pervy again, after all.